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The Killer Chocolate FactoryTheme Charlie Bucket loses his winning lottery ticket.   
Charlie Bucket searched frantically through his jacket pockets. "I know it is in here somewhere!"  He said while his hopeful family watched him expectantly. I'm afraid it was sad but true. Charlie Bucket had lost his golden ticket. Now he would not get the wonderful chance of visiting Wonka's Amazing Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile a young girl by the name of Macy happened upon the ticket the same day Charlie had lost it. She discovered that it wasn't a golden ticket but a counterfeit lottery ticket distributed by Mr. Wonka. It was fortunate that Charlie had lost the ticket The Killer Chocolate Factory
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CW 2 Cab EnemiesOne day there was a young woman named Caitlin.  Caitlin was an aspiring young model with exceptional talent and beauty.  She was the very essence of perfection with her fiery red hair and emeral green eyes.  Her skin sparkled like white marble on a Grecian statue.  Yes she truly was a stunner on the outside but on the inside there was alot to be desired.  Caitlin thought that she was better than everyone.  "I'm awesome and everyone should know it."  She said to herself while riding in a taxi car one fine day.  She was on her way to a photoshoot when in stepped a r CW 2 Cab Enemies
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CW One Fine LadyI'm sitting in the library spying on people.  I notice 5 features in 5 different people.  I create the story.   
 
*Excessive highlights  *Defined eyebrows  *smiles when talking  *whispers  *low raspy voice  *ogre  *mean muggin'   
I didn't pick all of these my class had a say. And I promise I didn't say the girl looked like an ogre...that was someone else.   
 
                                  & CW One Fine Lady
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Excalibur and Little LottiOnce upon a snowy day,  there lived a man of Magic that no one could slay,  His countenance bore a saucy air,  He recited with perfection the Ballad of Vianne-Sean Clar,  His eyes were the color of newly slain pigeon's blood,  They were rubies of scarlet more intimidating than a diamond stud,  When the rubies cast their gaze unto me my fluttery heart began to thud.   
His face was taut and tidy,  He had the bearings of a male Aphrodite,  A chiseled frame of Grecian beauty,  His hair was the color of a raven's wing,  the silken mane flew into my eyes,  causing them to sting, &nbs Excalibur and Little Lotti
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I love to sing,write poetry,perform,dance,ride horses,climb trees,improvisational acting,musicals,read,play old arcade games, and tell stories.

Funny conversations

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 3:30 PM
Every one in a while a wierd man or two will hit on me over the internet. Of course I ignore it but sometimes I respond for my own amusement. Like this.

Unusal man #1 "You have beautiful lips"

Miloh Thank you...

Unusual man #1 You single?

Miloh Why?

U-cuz you cute.

Miloh Thank you sir but I'm afraid a relationship with you would be quite impossible.

U-Why?

Miloh Because my boyfriend is a bouncer in Cairo. I live in Cairo you see and he's a blackbelt in karate. So you should watch it.

U has signed off.


Miloh ROFL!!

U2-Where do you live?

Miloh-Hartford

U2-lol don't know where that is!

Miloh-it's in China.

U2 But I thought you were in London.

Miloh-I'm a member of a traveling theatre troupe.

U2-OOhhhh...

This is the most recent one.

Usual man 3-Hey how r you!

Miloh-fine and you?

U3-I'm great.

Miloh-Who is this do I know you?

U3-how could you forget me?!

Miloh-Oh gee I don't know...

U3-I'm Tunisa from Istanbul

Miloh-Oh how lovely a pleasure to meet you.

U3 Ya I'm single.

Miloh-Single eh?

U3 ya lookin' for friendship.

Miloh Friendship eh?

U3 yeah have you been drinking?

Miloh Yes actually I have sweet iced tea as a matter of fact.

U3 you sure?! lol

Miloh-who is this do I know you and why feel the need to say you were single are you looking for something.

U3 yesssssss
relationship...good girl.

Miloh-You shall find no relationship here.
My apologies sir

U3-I'm looking for something else too. How old are you?

Miloh-.............46

U3 nu uh.

Miloh - Like I said you'll find no relationship here good day sir go frolick with some addle brained maid. Besides my boyfriend's a kung fu master anyway.

:D

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:iconikarus14:
~Ikarus14 Jun 26, 2009, 2:29:36 PM
:glomp::shamrock:

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Please see my new account [link]
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~Miloh Jun 26, 2009, 9:31:27 PM
:hug:::pat:

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Life is lovely when you live it on the clever side. Life is sweet when you live it on the wiser side. Life isn't a bitter drink when you leave out the jin. Life is so much more interesting when you pair ice cream and whiskey.

Miloh
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~lady-warrior Nov 18, 2008, 6:25:57 AM
thanks for the fave

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Not a yaoi fan and proud of it.
I draw whatever pairing I want SO THERE!
I can believe what I want to believe and nobody can make me believe otherwise.
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~Tecnido Nov 6, 2008, 11:52:33 AM
Hello there! : D
just randomly browsing around clicking the random deviant button. :3
keep up your good work. :D :heart:
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Love
Tec.

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Th3No0b: Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish: lmao
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~Miloh Nov 6, 2008, 11:53:57 AM
Thank you! =]

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Life is lovely when you live it on the clever side. Life is sweet when you live it on the wiser side. Life isn't a bitter drink when you leave out the jin. Life is so much more interesting when you pair ice cream and whiskey.

Miloh
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~Tecnido Nov 13, 2008, 1:29:22 AM
aww your most welcome :hug: :heart: :D

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Th3No0b: Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish: lmao
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~Miloh Nov 13, 2008, 6:59:38 PM
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Life is lovely when you live it on the clever side. Life is sweet when you live it on the wiser side. Life isn't a bitter drink when you leave out the jin. Life is so much more interesting when you pair ice cream and whiskey.

Miloh
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